@Amber
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canadiangold @ Tumblr:

"| don’t WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet

| want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer

i will pay extra for it to be heavy enough to bludgeon someone to death"

@Amber reading this imagining heavy weapons guy's voice

@Amber @drwho battery life battery life battery life. Why have a laptop form factor if I have to plug it in all the time?!

@Amber giant mood

@Amber@toot.site System76 go brrrrrrr

@Amber https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2805374/Insurance-executive-sentenced-30-years-admitted-beating-wealthy-wife-death-LAPTOP-strapped-cash-having-affair.html