Losing my shit right now
@Amber It's impressive how good this script is!
@Amber Ok, you got me with the last sentence 
@Amber dear lord the amount of punchlines is insane
@Amber "You drink water I drink anarchy" excuse for a moment while I die laughing
Batman is a #WaterDrinker
@Amber i can never not watch the bot batman movie stuff 🤣
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I'm genuinely sitting here with tears running down my face from laughing.
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I watched it again and I'm still weeping laughing even though I know what she's going to say next.
@Amber omg, that is golden!
@Amber five hours later and this still brings literal tears to my eyes.
death, parents, violence
@Amber this is hilarious 😂
@Amber what in the hell 😂
@Amber This is just fantastic, I almost died :___
@Amber aaaaaaaaahhhhh can I please have back my diaphragm now 😂 😂 😂
@Amber Happy Batday, Birthman.
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@Amber for reference, this was the original thread: https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1161284670601990146
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@daniel_bohrer @Amber I don't think there *are* 1000h of batman movies.
@Amber hot damn, this really made me laugh... thanks a ton for this :D
@Amber oh I love these! I've watched the video versions that Netflix did for most of them too
@Amber your laughing makes this 10x better
@catswhocode this isn't my video lol
I wish I sounded like that
@Amber oh haha, I was about to ask that! 😆
@Amber I’m laugh crying so much it hurts
@Amber joker's "i have never followed a rule" quote and his coupon joke are things he'd actually do, and i think it's hilarious how even in the ramblings of an AI he's still totally himself.
@Amber I'm so glad, I'm working from home right now, cause I'm literally crying.
@Amber Thank you for posting this. My day has been shitty and you made me laugh.
@Amber@toot.site this is an extremely good batman script
@vantablack I think you'd like this