Food related 

What the fuck is a food processor. Pretty much any kitchen appliance processes food as its primary function. On Alternia "food processor" probably refers to your microwave. That or your fucking intestines

Cool behavior for your search engine 

This is like actively anti-helpful

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The entire album drifts between 7/8 and 8/8 pretty much seamlessly

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King gizzard makes weird meters feel so natural
once i'm mr beat. only miss a beat.
once i'm mr beat i only miss a beat.
^Probably one of my favorite songs in 7/8

D&D 5e 

Finally found a campaign where I can play the horrible polearm bugbear with a 20 foot melee attack range of my dreams :')

Once again my headphones have broken. It's always the wires that keep shitting out on me but I hate having to charge things so I don't want to get wireless ones :(
Besides those would probably stop working after a similar amount of time bc planned obsolescence

The book was absolutely fantastic by the way. Highly recommend it to fans of Le Guin (if you've somehow missed it like I had). I think it's worth it even if you aren't used to second person

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Just blew through all of The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin in a single day, which actually surprised me because I'm normally a lot slower at reading physical books. Genuinely wondering if maybe I've conditioned myself via Homestuck & related fanworks to read narration better in the second person

Spoilers for free guy I guess? 

There's a very large amount of irony in a movie about a triple a game stealing an indie game's code also stealing the plot of the real life indie game crosscode

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Saw free guy. Solidly mediocre movie. Taika Waititi had the best performance in it

Gender neutral "dude" is for when I see a fox or raccoon or other animal hanging out in the yard. Like hi dude

The green knight (movie), covid 

Apparently the director took the year and a half covid delay from its intended release to re-edit the entire movie, which does explain a lot about why it's so weird. It feels sort of like a director's cut

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The green knight (movie) 

Noticed during my research afterwards that one character had a monologue that was essentially copied and pasted from the "significance of the color green" section of the gawain and the green knight wikipedia page

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The green knight (movie) 

I always thought the green knight was just a guy who was green. Not made out of plants or anything

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The green knight (movie) 

It was pretty good. A lot less gay than I would have liked. "Subverting" the original story should mean making it MORE gay, idiots.

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