The center of the observable universe, by definition, is you.
i think i just solved malware
what if your entire hard drive was a git repo
Turns out restarting your server every 165 days is a good idea. Sorry for the 4 minutes of downtime, and RIP our uptime streak.
Want to click watch but can't decide if 700 is a nicer number than 699.
Petition to rename "throw" to "yeet" in all programming languages.
`yeet (FileNotFoundException e)`
I thought this was spam but this message is not dangerous looks safe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ftw all hail ftw
waiting for the day god aka @ftw gets tired of me and nerfs me
Tootsite now has a new mascot (in addition to @pikachu ofc). She's called toot-chan and is drawn by @Princesspeach who did an amazing job doing so.
if you take a screenshot from somewhere that obviously have a URL, FUCKING LINK IT YOU NED
I cleaned my desktop for the first time in 6 months and it feels so good
@ftw @kat THESE 👏 DATES 👏 ARE 👏 VALID 👏
What do you mean "valid dates"? These dates are perfectly fine!
Here it is:
The low-effort official tootsite car in Forza
Don't delay; buy the tootsite car today
@ftw made custom memes
I found this is my parents in laws' house. It's in bloody mint condition!!
Just a general instance with a catchy name.