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As I said on my other account I'm moving over to @hannah and this should be more permanent

Splitting accounts made me less inclined to engage, rather than more, and I don't feel I need that space anymore
This move should be more permanent

As I said on my other account I'm moving over to @hannah and this should be more permanent

Splitting accounts made me less inclined to engage, rather than more, and I don't feel I need that space anymore
This move should be more permanent

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modern computers:
😒 take a while to boot with a boring animation
😒 can count past 256
😒 too many games, choice paralysis
😒 quiet when operating

namco dig dug arcade machine from 1982:
✅ boots in seconds and flashes random tiles and cool shit like ROM OK all over the screen while doing so
✅ the 255th level is broken, rendering the game unplayable from then on
✅ dig dug
✅ plays an eight second music loop whenever you move

birdsite 

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kinda bullshit that the world appears to be ending and I can't even find news stories about it because of ~~~brands~~~

Finally got news that I start my new job next week and oh my god you have no idea how relieved I am

Kind of excited too, but I guess we'll see if that bit actually lasts 😅

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kinda hate eyeliner but i gotta have {border-style: solid;} on the windows to my soul

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A pox on the house of whoever invented “omg you haven’t used social app in awhile, you’ll never guess what that person you may have accidentally interacted with once has been blathering on about, COME BACK COME BACK PLEASE PLEASE” notifications

Register with a different doctor's surgery than my then-boyfriend to avoid his shitty doctor

Discover that his shitty doctor transferred to my surgery the day before I registered

Why is life like this

You have no idea how hard I am praying that my appointment tomorrow isn't with him

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@mxsiege @Sapphicgiraffic “you should be women / and yet your beards forbid me to interpret / that you are so” — Macbeth, I.3.47–49

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Google, who became the most powerful corporation in the world by selling web ads: Hey in the future every computer program should actually be a website. Don't worry about why, just do it. It'll be cool. We're the vanguard of technology or something

People: ok

People: hey why does this calendar i downloaded have ads in it

Google: Haha cool

Relationship (-----), trans stuff 

Relationship (-----) 

Relationship (-----) 

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many popular transfem names follow the pattern consonant-vowel-s-s

some examples follow:
Jess
Tess
Cass
Miss
Ness
Boss
Mess
Piss
FOSS

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Since I know the news that #Facebook planned to backdoor #WhatsApp got a fair bit of traction on Fedi (I think I shared some related links), it's worth pointing out this retraction from Bruce Schneier:

https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2019/08/more_on_backdoo.html

Of course, level-headed retractions never get as many boosts as prejudice-reinforcing security panics... but for those of you who care, there it is.

Boyfriend has decided that I shall now be known exclusively as "Han-nyaa" and that's just wonderful

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We should just call static websites 'micro pages', the industry would be all over that immediately.
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Tootsite

Just a general instance with a catchy name.