"I'm inside this deep underground network, housing one of the oldest deities to roam on this planet. For some, she is the 'Black Goat of the Woods'. For others she's 'Lord of the Wood'. But for many she is called Shub-Niggurath.
"I've been graciously given the chance to record here at the infamous 'Spawn Pit', home to the deadliest monsters of the Elder World. I was told it's completely safe, as long as there's nothing here to actually push me in."