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Saying today is a mariachi day is redundant because every day is a mariachi day

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Hello toot.site! I'm here and I'm super bi

I'm so sad I cant find any pictures of my pumpkins from previous years! Not even minnie and Mickey, which I'm still pretty proud of lol

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@laughwhilecrying measure the volume and carve volumetric measurement lines in moles of water at STP

I've done: sugar skulls, orange m&m guy, old school Mickey and minnie....idk what else lol

Any ideas on how I should paint my pumpkin this year?

Mold/Fungus on plants 

Was anyone going to tell me that bandstand is getting a national tour????? Or was I supposed to read that Instagram post about tech week myself 😭😭😭😭

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cookie dough is one of those things you know you shouldn't be eating as a snack and yet you do it anyway

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Can we all agree that news articles and blog posts that don’t show you the date they were written are just the worst?

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Boost this and follow me or i will appear inside your house in the form of an ant infestation

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okay okay so everyone go follow lowbudgetstudent on instagram i would like to get more likes when i post lmao

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@laughwhilecrying Probably the same people that named those pants...

“Someone else’s e-cigarette”

-, academia 

Why do e-cigarette brands all have such stupid names

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anywayyy this was me @ the semester party last friday yeehaw (cw: ec, boosts make me giv u a liddol smooch) also ignore how i tried to cover up that nasty zit lmao

literally the most criminal thing I can think of is trying to force me to pay $65 to read a paper that was published in 1932

Why do I have such a strong craving for those lil mini hot dogs

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Just a general instance with a catchy name.