Lex💃 @[email protected]

Me at 7:59pm: 💃
Me at 8:00pm:

Saying today is a mariachi day is redundant because every day is a mariachi day

Mood: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

Hello toot.site! I'm here and I'm super bi

I just think that vanilla skyrim should have given me the option to romance demon princes

You know at least all my experiments fail in a way that confuses literally everyone I talk to like its not just me being dumb and not getting it no one has any clue why this is happening lol

Very upset because I am very hungover despite not even drinking much last night, drinking a ton of water and even having eaten right before drinking

Today was...not good. And the worst part is that I can't just go to sleep and try again tomorrow bc I have too much to do ://

Literally the only thing toot.site is missing is an emoji of pikachu with a cowboy hat and I would remedy this myself if i knew how to make it

People who have entire timelines down to the day in their stories are so much stronger than me. How long did it take these characters to move cross country? Did they meet days or years ago? How old are they at this point in the story? Idk man I just work here time isn't real

The other 20% are shows that I don't trust with that privilege

80% of all of the shows I've watched would just be so much better if they let the main characters be gay

I will fight

Now they're playing the police's message in a bottle who tf has a party on a tuesday night/Wednesday morning?

I wish terrible things on my neighbors who wont shut tf up at 1am on a Wednesday - like permanently losing their voices, getting stuck in traffic every day, every radio station playing the exact same song for the rest of their lives, or never being able to sleep again

"Quick Yennefer's been on screen for a whole minute and no one has mentioned her hunchback and how ashamed she should be of her looks gotta fix that quick!"

Basically this show's treatment of Yennefer and women with atypical bodies is a lil disgusting

I'm watching the witcher on netflix and....gotta say I'd like this show a lot more if it didn't flat out erase Yennefer's disability so that she could be "beautiful and powerful." Like, I saw it coming the second Yennefer was introduced but still