Lex💃 @[email protected]

Me at 7:59pm: 💃
Me at 8:00pm:

Saying today is a mariachi day is redundant because every day is a mariachi day

Mood: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

Hello toot.site! I'm here and I'm super bi

I'm so sad I cant find any pictures of my pumpkins from previous years! Not even minnie and Mickey, which I'm still pretty proud of lol

I've done: sugar skulls, orange m&m guy, old school Mickey and minnie....idk what else lol

Any ideas on how I should paint my pumpkin this year?

Hey check out this fungus growing on my parents hibiscus plant!

Was anyone going to tell me that bandstand is getting a national tour????? Or was I supposed to read that Instagram post about tech week myself 😭😭😭😭

I unironically enjoy candy corn

hmm so i guess respect is not something that I'm going to get from my male labmate. that's fine. i can be a straight up bitch too.

Why do e-cigarette brands all have such stupid names

literally the most criminal thing I can think of is trying to force me to pay $65 to read a paper that was published in 1932

Why do I have such a strong craving for those lil mini hot dogs