Mild-mannered person by day, even milder-mannered person by night.
I am unreasonably happy with the default blog comment avatar I just made for my website
Lamps in video games are using real electricity 🙀
posting "old but gold" on a day old meme
This is apparently a typical day in my brother’s life.
Green beans -> BFFRaw broccoli -> we’re coolCooked broccoli -> you wish nothing but pain & suffering upon me and my family
If you give me vegetables, I will assume that you hate me equal to the amount that I hate that vegetable.
Just opened a jar of tartar sauce that my wife was having trouble with and I feel so empowered right now
This greatly disappoints me
Man cannot live by Mac & Cheese alone
You know, I’m a really nice guy. If I had friends, they’d tell you.
Ok ok, but hear me out...chocolate chip chicken
I petition that my daughter should be the new mascot for mastodon since posting here is called tooting and that’s basically all she ever does
Listen here, mainstream social media sites. Your option to “show me this less often” should be “show me this never”.
Not enough people recognize that Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeepers, so this February 14th why not send your loved ones a BOX OF BEES
A message to my friends:
A message to my enemies:
Just a general instance with a catchy name.