If any of you were wondering why I’m sometimes really responsive on mastodon and sometimes not, it is entirely related to whether or not my wife has fallen asleep on the couch with her legs on top of me.

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is anyone on here proficient in R?

I'm trying to create a graph with a legend but my legend keeps overlapping my graph no matter how i orient it :/

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I should toot more, but when I put my fingers to the keyboard, I realise that

yup, it happened again, no idea what I was gonna say

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I think @pikachu’s rage has been transferred to me today. I can feel its power.

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I hate companies that label their products that did not nor should they ever contain gluten as "gluten-free"

Like yeah thanks I sure hope my apple juice and rice have gluten. If they did we'd be having bigger problems than you capitalizing on fraudulent health scares

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Omg y’all, my friend just sent me this pic of Petra, her guinea pig, and I cannot even.

You wanna fight me? Fine.

I am literally a flaming robot with boxing gloves.

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(For the record, peas aren’t actually that bad, I just couldn’t think of something else that fit, haha)

I hate broccoli,
But not as much as peas you see.
But I still hate broccoli,
Always and forever

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I’m serious people I need answers STAT

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Someone please tell me what the point of clear wrapping paper is

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Tootsite

Just a general instance with a catchy name.