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retoot or fav this if you'd hypothetically wanna be my gf

a lot of ppl i know are getting new friends on insta bc of uni or new jobs or whatever and im just happy after i finished high school i got onto mastodon to get friends to hype me up under my insta selfies too

retoot this to instantly marry me

rly lov toot.site

nobody enjoys the pics of my dog anymore so now she's sad look at what you've done you cruel people

in case you cant quite make it out bc low quality, its my dog staring at me from under three blankets...

its cold......

guess what happened at work again today lads

wish i was an insta model-slash-foodie from middle-class parents so i could afford a spacious apartment + kitchen + furniture too

please someone tell the sun to hurry up and come closer already

huddling in front of the heater with this weather but still my toes are freezing

earlier today when I wanted to shower my hands (and feet) were so cold that i thought the water was pretty warm and then i stepped under it and it was so cold i said "what the fuck?" out loud

furniture in general has NO business being that expensive

someone tell ikea chairs aint that big a deal i can sit on the floor they should be cheaper