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arguably the best thing about tootsite is that you instantly follow me after joining

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in case anyone was wondering 

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send suggestions, any genre i guess lmao preferably newer stuff but anything goes ill check it out

send suggestions, any genre i guess lmao preferably newer stuff but anything goes ill check it out

@pikachu those knives look specifically designed for when you want to break a knife while cutting something

convo i had with a 17 yo gamer boy yesterday
him: ha ha so do you have a crush yet? Or does your uni not have any cool guys
me: well my uni is 90% girls, so..
him:
him: oh so you're lesbo?

studying american history again and

wbskdajdvdsksj they were really like "ok so we don't want European countries to interfere with us anymore. lets write that down" and then less than 100 years later they were like "ok time to edit. lets allow ourselves to fuck with other countries tho" and then they went and messed things up real bad all around the world """for the sake of democracy"""" ok america

me: oh ive got a lot of things to do. better start
me, after finishing one (1) thing: that was so amazing of me now i get to do nothing else for the rest of the day

props to the artists writing christmas songs with the sole purpose of being horny for santa

anyone wanna dissolve the government with me?

@pikachu i will never get tired of pointing out the only two guys who signed the declaration of Independence and also got to be president spent the entire duration of the Articles of Confederation begging Europeans to please not laugh at Americans too hard

"So how did you spend your weekend? Studying for finals?"

@pikachu american history be like: we feel 'oppressed' and we will deal with this by committing genocide

@pikachu as a native american let me say this ur right and thats y i will personally deport racists back to the gods

@pikachu tru! and I love the kpop band fallout boy lmao

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Just a general instance with a catchy name.