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@charlotte :( fuck this crap so much

not serious 

Mae doesn't like pear :( might have to break up soon

wish I had brought my hermit code with me .-.

@luci would implement but masto doesn't support it so it would be p much useless

selfie ec boosts ok 

anyone know what gender this person is?
*listens as the prosecutor reads back my best fedposts in court*

Haha that was a good one frfr

might redesign my site a bit to have more blog on my index page tbh

lewd, capitalism, really bad 

using “breathing? in this economy??” as an excuse to ask someone if i can choke them

this is the true meaning of self-documenting code

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I like how if I want to understand what a function does in Haskell you can just look at the signature 90% of the time

very cursed enterprise-core computer stuff 

@maia ah that reminds me of the file renamer macro Excel sheet app from my previous workplace

@luci arms are just analogue grenade launchers

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