Riley/Emil ✨ @riley@toot.site
genderfluid 
enby disaster gay - sometimes catboy, sometimes catgirl, always sleepy | insecure on main | unrelenting flirt | chaotic ADHD Rust/Haskell mage
I speak English and Dutch and I can understand German and some French. Currently learning Polish.
@mi: "riley is a floofy zalgo-gender twink girl [??????] boy person cutie"
• ACAB | BLM | power corrupts, abolish unjust/illegitimate hierarchies (including capitalism)
• I swear I cannot make a single choice to save my life
• dating @MxCraven, @Mae, @Calli, @mi, @selfisekai, @secretlySamantha - my lovely dorks~
noted JSON-LD hater working on an ActivityPub server called Hermit (it's going just *great*)
lewd alt: @lewdly, but sometimes I'll make a lewd flirt here (always cw'd on this account)
Joined Apr 2021
----, trans re: -, uk
@charlotte :( fuck this crap so much
not serious
Mae doesn't like pear :( might have to break up soon
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middleware is when im being cuddled from both sides
wish I had brought my hermit code with me .-.
@luci would implement but masto doesn't support it so it would be p much useless
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@AgathaSorceress thank fuck
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*listens as the prosecutor reads back my best fedposts in court*
Haha that was a good one frfr
Haha that was a good one frfr
nom-binary
might redesign my site a bit to have more blog on my index page tbh
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lewd, capitalism, really bad
using “breathing? in this economy??” as an excuse to ask someone if i can choke them
@Mae I'll teach u
I like how if I want to understand what a function does in Haskell you can just look at the signature 90% of the time
very cursed enterprise-core computer stuff
@maia ah that reminds me of the file renamer macro Excel sheet app from my previous workplace
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@luci arms are just analogue grenade launchers
genderfluid enby disaster gay - sometimes catboy, sometimes catgirl, always sleepy | insecure on main | unrelenting flirt | chaotic ADHD Rust/Haskell mage
I speak English and Dutch and I can understand German and some French. Currently learning Polish.
@mi: "riley is a floofy zalgo-gender twink girl [??????] boy person cutie"
• ACAB | BLM | power corrupts, abolish unjust/illegitimate hierarchies (including capitalism)
• I swear I cannot make a single choice to save my life
• dating @MxCraven, @Mae, @Calli, @mi, @selfisekai, @secretlySamantha - my lovely dorks~
noted JSON-LD hater working on an ActivityPub server called Hermit (it's going just *great*)
lewd alt: @lewdly, but sometimes I'll make a lewd flirt here (always cw'd on this account)
Joined Apr 2021
