who knew Amélie was into video game piracy

i wonder if vacuum cleaner technology is at the point where they aren't scary to puppers

pro tip: i never know what to do with babies so I always try to high five them, it has been a success with parents

if I had a personality, i would be type D 💦💦💦

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remember that time ladytron and christina aguilera collaborated and it was actually good?
youtube.com/watch?v=FVoDmRpe4G

bitching about bad search engine results, aka my usual modus operandi 

no fatherfucker, no

art pro tip: just call everything a piece and you'll seem like an art-knower

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i just remembered I like some pieces by "the knife"

I've never fired a gun and it shows in my noir dreams

if you are young and don't get it, beyblade was a religion in the early 2000

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pretty fucked that we have chess tables and skate parks but no beyblade infrastructure

I dreamed everyone was into Dwarf Fortress lol

"He Never Died" and "She Never Died" should fuck (or at least do a Freddy vs Jason)

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