here to have fun, please don't make me read sad or angry things
who knew Amélie was into video game piracy
these nuts ex machina
imagine renting a movie
i wonder if vacuum cleaner technology is at the point where they aren't scary to puppers
honey is bee nut
pro tip: i never know what to do with babies so I always try to high five them, it has been a success with parents
if I had a personality, i would be type D 💦💦💦
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remember that time ladytron and christina aguilera collaborated and it was actually good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVoDmRpe4Go
bitching about bad search engine results, aka my usual modus operandi Show more
no fatherfucker, no
art pro tip: just call everything a piece and you'll seem like an art-knower
i just remembered I like some pieces by "the knife"
I've never fired a gun and it shows in my noir dreams
if you are young and don't get it, beyblade was a religion in the early 2000
pretty fucked that we have chess tables and skate parks but no beyblade infrastructure
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SCPs are just edgy pokemon
I dreamed everyone was into Dwarf Fortress lol
"He Never Died" and "She Never Died" should fuck (or at least do a Freddy vs Jason)
congrats
pikachu is the minions of pokemon
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