Anti-establishment.
I toot food, life, music, books etc. I also rant a lot.
I also make jokes no one understands.
Joined Jan 2020
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If you find me saying insensitive things and what not, please do correct me. I'm a work in progress and I am far from perfect. I make a lot of mistakes and would like to correct them before they become problematic.
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I realised I didn't do an #introduction after moving here.
I'm an almost 33 year old South Asian who writes code for a living.
I enjoy pro-wrestling, heavy metal, cooking, reading, making puns, making acquaintances all around the world etc.
I don't trust governments, irrespective of whether I voted them in or not.
Today is going to be spent on guiding my team on doing things the proper way.
Then some on preparing for a talk to another team on getting them to do things the proper way. The talk is on Friday, but I'm already anxious about speaking in public.
Vivek
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I'm here to make friends and chew gum and I have both!
Bought a huge watermelon from the market. Making up for not eating enough fruits in season last year.
Keyboard update
Chords are hard! And especially moving from one to another at random.
Vivek
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Vivek
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kinda weird how NASA always tries to personify its Mars rovers. yes, thank you NASA for making me believe this robot has feelings, as it dies 150 million miles away from anyone who could possibly care for it
Vivek
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crabs do not wage global war. they are content, in their infinite mercy, to wait for all of their enemies to evolve into crabs.
A week has passed since I deleted my twitter account.
I don't miss the outrage at all.
Vivek
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back in my day, you had to etch your toots onto a piece of wood and leave it on the porch for when the Toot Man came by
Vivek
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Free idea to anyone owning crypto:
Sell it and donate the money to orgs fighting against climate change.
And stop buying crypto, ffs.
Keyboard learning
I have more difficulty with 3/4 songs more than 4/4. It's probably me trying to go too fast because I think I can keep a very fast pace?
Vivek
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Gross, keyboard lesson stuff
Gonna start using my left hand other than for wiping from tomorrow. Chords time!
A male offspring of the ocean is a season.
Vivek
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Vivek
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Today in ideas that people have probably already had: let's take all the 31st days from the months that have them and stick em on February
Stomach bug for the kid and what was to be a usual weekend has turned stressful
Vivek
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I saw a math question does the sum of 1/k for natural numbers k=1,inf converge?
My first thought was that they must, as 1/k approaches 0 pretty quickly. To test my assumption I turned to #python and was surprised by the result...
sum( [1/k for k in range(int(1E6), int(1E7)]) # ~2.3
sum( [1/k for k in range(int(1E7), int(1E8)]) # also ~2.3
Very much not what I expected!
Vivek
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An OnlyFans where I sit there and compare fonts.
Call it OnlySans.
Anti-establishment.
I toot food, life, music, books etc. I also rant a lot.
I also make jokes no one understands.
Joined Jan 2020
